Wondering why I haven't been posting? Well, my Internet connection is a mess right now. But I have been getting my email, so I have been reading all of your contest entries. And let me just say, I am sincerely impressed! Any of you up for writing my next book? Heh heh.
Anyway, I have a big backlog of weird stuff to post as soon as I can get online for more than five minutes at a time. And Monday is going to be awesome. I plan to post the winning entries on the blog, so if you have a problem sharing your brilliance, you should let me know now!