Who will stop these terrible little creatures from spreading cruel untruths?
Both Staten Island Chuck and Punxsutawney Phil have predicted an early spring! During an ICE STORM! They're trying to lure us out of our cozy burrows so we perish in the arctic cold. Then they will take over the world!
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It's a conspiracy! We have a snow day today and I'm stuck indoors. How can they predict an early spring?!?
That groundhog looks very suspicious owo
We have a blizzard in IL, too. Early spring, my foot.
Oh, cmon kirsten! seriously why doyou hate the all rodents? did you have some sort of Rodent trauma in early childhood? Those groundhogs look CUTE!
I have good reason to believe that there is a more evil presence lurking in Antarctica. Almost as cute but the source of all evil. They are known as... PENGUINS. They actually push each other off cliffs to test waters for orcas and seals. Both Fururama (a popular Cartoon Sci- Fi show created by the creator of the Simpsons) and Runesacpe (popular online game) speak of its true evil and want for world domination. I would lve for you to do an article about there demonic properties. Fear their cold beady eyes!
@ Anonymus: So does Iris. When she was younger, probably so did Kiki. So do poison arrow frogs. And monarch butterflies. And little brothers. Tribbles. Tarantulas. Jewel spiders. Rays. Geese. Swans. Dolphins. Most primates. Cats, big or small. The infamous platypus. Slow loris, with their poisonous elbows. Various bears...
I'm sorry, I have to stop there. I just love the idea of poisonous elbows...
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