Monday, January 24, 2011

Boulder's Mysterious, Insomniac Sculptor



A resident of Boulder, Colorado, recently woke to discover that a large, bizarre, solar-powered sculpture had been erected in her front lawn overnight. That's not even the weirdest part. This is the SECOND time it's happened to the very same lady.

I love the fact that she thinks it's "kinda cool." Just one more reason I wish I had a front yard. Here's the question of the day. Let's say you discover a statue in your front yard one morning. Then you hear that your neighbor's security cameras may have captured the artist on tape. Would you watch the footage--or enjoy the mystery?

12 comments:

Kitty said...

That's really nice of the artist XD

The Narrator said...

OH MY GOD MY HOMETOOOOWWWWWNNNNN xD

Yeah. I live in Boulder. Everyone's talking about this--as you can imagine, nothing but nothing happens in Boulder. So this is big freaking news.

This lady is a local celebrity.

Personally, I think it's my student art teacher. He's a shifty character, in a flipping awesome kind of way. xD

Ari the Awesome said...

I agree, having a random sculpture appear on your front lawn is strangely awesome. Heving it be the second time it has happened is just weird. I wish that happened to me. I'd love it.

Holy Lucy, Batman! said...

I would go all out Kiki to catch the artist

g007 said...

:O I LIVE THERE!!!!!!!!!! i'll take some pictures for you kirsten!

Toodles*** said...

Okay, i would watch the footage, but purpously not look at his face unless he was someone I knew. I wish that happened to me.

I would just love the mystery and the suspicion- but not the attention.

Kirsten Miller said...

g007: Yes, please!!!

Foster the People fans Brazil said...

I think I would enjoy the mystery... Kirsten, your posts are really awesome! I wish I had that much talent you have in entertaining people :)

Anonymous said...

I'd enjoy my mystery, or try to figure it out for myself.
Looking at the security camera would be a last resort if I couldn't figure it out or if things got serious.
Hehe Boulder.

Anonymous said...

I might look at the security footage, but I might also fib about what the art placer looked like.

"She was about six feet tall, had long blond hair, and had a marmot in her anorak pocket."

Oh, and Narrator, are people having odd reactions, like they did to the girl art gang in The Plain Janes?

Robert in San Diego

Micci said...

I would watch the video. If I didn't, the suspense would make my head explode.

EQ said...

Video schmideo. It's stakeout time!

How many Irregulars are in the area anyway?