Saturday, March 5, 2011
Science Uncovers the Secret to Making Wise Decisions
(Above: Imagine that.)
It's so much simpler than you ever imagined! Just chug a lot of water (or beverage of your choice).
Dutch scientists say they've proven that people with full bladders tend make wiser decisions. It seems controlling your urge to tinkle helps you control other urges as well. (Hmmm. I guess this makes sense. In my personal experience, desperately needing to locate a bathroom makes you care very little about anything else.)
Not willing to put yourself through that kind of torture? Apparently just THINKING about pee-related words can have the same effect! I expect all of you to try this at home.