Saturday, April 26, 2008

Miracle of Miracles! A Cure for Acne Has Been Found!





And my information even comes from a reputable source!

Soon, acne may never mar another pretty face! A British drug company claims that the cure for your blasted blemishes could already exist. According to this story in the London Telegraph, a drug that's already being sold to treat another condition has been found to reduce the flow of sebum--the oily substance that most dermatologists blame for breakouts--by up to 90%!

Of course the makers of Clearasil are probably planning a midnight raid on the British company. And who knows what the people who sell Clean & Clear have up their sleeve. (Professional spies and saboteurs don't just work for the government, you know.) But if this new drug is as great as the Telegraph reports, many a high school's hierarchy could shift overnight!

16 comments:

Marinovska said...

I hope i can get my hands on this stuff!!! i HATE acne, and i'm COVERED in it!

-Zero

E.J.R. said...

oh, please tell us were, when and how some one in cin./southern ohio can pick up some!

Kitty said...

I want that soo badly OoO

Sekrit7 said...

Oh my gosh! I just went to MoMA, and I saw a Calder peice (he is an awesome artist) and I got a Banksky book! YEAH!!!! My 'rents don't like some of the stuff thats in it, but I <3 it!!!

Cassiopeia the Noble Seahorse said...

GIMME. XD

So it won't, like, kill you or anything if you eat it? O_O;;

{Just in case I do. LOL. On accident, of course.}

Raph said...

Does Clearasil (sp?) work? xD

Anonymous said...

I hope it doesn't shift that much. That stuff make me a little nervous

International Mastermind said...

Hm...
Acne can make a good disguise, though, Just the average hormone-induced kid...BREAK OUT THE KUNG-FU!

Raph said...

Completely unrelated but: I just heard a huge sonic boom. Ermm... what do I do?

sakura said...

thanks Ananka! ^_^ (is it ok if i call you that?)
My mom is in the cosmetics industry and she is kinda doing that right now. I showed it to her so now she's gonna bring it to work (the article)

B-ball-erina said...

Almost everyone at my school (including me) could use some of it. I hope it comes out soon. Is it going to be expensive?

Kirsten Miller said...

EJR: I wish I knew!

Sekrit7: Yeah, I bet. ;) I usually try to show his least "provocative" works on the blog.

Raph: Ha. You have it in Australia, don't you? To be honest, I'm not sure if it works--or whether the acne just goes away on its own eventually.

As for the sonic boom, I hope you're still alive! Whenever I hear anything like that, I usually turn on the local news channel. If something's happened, they're ususally on it.

Sakura: Like the new name. Glad to be of service!

B-ball-erina: I don't know, but I bet it won't be cheap.

Marinovska said...

Hi ananka! do you hate acne as much as I do?

--Zero

WickedlyAwesomeAqua said...

why did you change the picture, ananka?

Anonymous said...

They can't/don't say what drug it actually is or what condition it treats. It's probably cocaine or something.

Note they also say it's been linked to... suicide attempts? Maybe acne isn't that bad...

ss chick said...

Halleluja! (did i spell that righjt?) Ithink that cosidering we are your loyal fans you should send us each some of that syuff for free. I dunno about the rest of you, but i need it. and i mean REALLY need it. dont you agree to give us a gift in returtn for our loyalty ananka?