Monday, October 11, 2010
A bomb was just discovered in the Marble Cemetery! I'm not making this up. Check out the news report here!
Here's a little message for the person responsible. Soon, you will wake up in the middle of the night to find a pale, elfin girl with colorless hair staring down at you. Don't bother to beg for mercy.
(And I would just like to state for the record that I wrote the previous post long before I heard about this. What a bizarre coincidence!)
UPDATE: This report from the New York Times leads me to believe that the device was discovered at the OTHER Marble Cemetery. (Yes, there are two of them. They're about a block apart, and people tend to get them confused.)