Saturday, April 26, 2008
Miracle of Miracles! A Cure for Acne Has Been Found!
And my information even comes from a reputable source!
Soon, acne may never mar another pretty face! A British drug company claims that the cure for your blasted blemishes could already exist. According to this story in the London Telegraph, a drug that's already being sold to treat another condition has been found to reduce the flow of sebum--the oily substance that most dermatologists blame for breakouts--by up to 90%!
Of course the makers of Clearasil are probably planning a midnight raid on the British company. And who knows what the people who sell Clean & Clear have up their sleeve. (Professional spies and saboteurs don't just work for the government, you know.) But if this new drug is as great as the Telegraph reports, many a high school's hierarchy could shift overnight!