How about a "South Texas Cow Patty Pen," a hand-crafted writing instrument made out of a cow patty?
Some delicious snail caviar? Supposedly the eggs of African gros-gris (big gray) snails have "just the right crunch."
A set of possessed books for the living room shelves. Sure to get rid of any lingering guests.
A carnivorous plant garden. Great for homes infested by bedbugs, cockroaches, or fleas.
A fish skin bikini. Fashionable AND fragrant.
Octopi t-shirts! For the well-dressed cephalopod lover.
A vibrating alarm ring. For anyone who needs to wake up without alerting her family or her jailors.
(Cool wrapping paper shown above available here.)
13 comments:
I'd love the carnivorous plant garden. :D
But I'm not so sure about the cow patty pen...
I'm completely stuck on what to get my ten-year-old sister. -.- Grrr - I kept telling myself over and over that I was going to do my Christmas shopping last week...
And here I am now.
Oooh!! AND the possessed books. I'd love those even more. xD
But... the fishskin bikinis aren't shiny and patterned like real tropical fish!
*pause for thinking*
...which is just as well. Tropical fish are suffering enough without being hunted for their skins!
on the 9th day of chirstmas my true love gave to me......
this is totally random, but i just saw national treasure book of secrets and it is AMAZING! it kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time!
I JUST went and and did my Christmas shopping! I went to Starbucks, and decided to head into the local Gift Shop. It has got the wierdest stuff EVER, it's my favorite place to shop!
Hey, Raph...
Check out thinkgeek.com! It has some really cool gadgets (under the Gadgets section) that your sis would probably love!
IRK! IRK! My sisters' present STILL hasn't arrived! *sigh* Oh well. Well, happy Day before Christmas Eve, everyone.
Oh the Fist... In my math class we found out all that junk in the song would cost over 5 MILLION dollars. That is most definatly true love (And in my opinion, a waste of 5 mil. Who wants a stupid miad-a-milking. Wouldn't mind the golden rings though.)
Merry soon to be Christmas!
Love the name, D-N-D!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE-EVE!!!
MARRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Maddi, my brother always says that!
Thanks heaps, IM. ^^ I'll check it out. (:
... Shame I only rechecked this post three days after Christmas. Oh well - there's always 2008. xD
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