Friday, December 4, 2009

Sinister Suit-Sporting Rabbits Spotted in New York!





(Yes, I'm a big fan of alliteration.) Enormous rabbits wearing well-tailored suits have been reported throughout Manhattan today. And according to eyewitnesses, they're all as creepy as the one shown above. What's the meaning of this? Are they advertising a TV show as many have suggested? Or are the evil bunnies finally taking over--just as I have predicted they would lo these many years?

48 comments:

Ian M. said...

1rst comment woo! Also, that is the third weirdest thing I have EVER seen!

Thumb Biter said...

I'M SO JEALOUS. all the awesome new york related posts appear after I leave :P
oh and you really should do a post on the graffiti :D i believe it is very near to the Bway/Lafayette station.

WillSing said...

I love New York City with all my heart especially Brooklyn I mean, where else can you find hobos singing a medley of Michael Jackson and The Beatles in the subway?

Note:This is a true story as it happened just tosay on my train home from school.

Anonymous said...

OMG... it's Frank!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice Cullen said...

omg i choose your last suggstion

Thumb Biter said...

I have solved the mystery.
all the same, I'm still pretty excited:
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2009/12/the-alice-white-rabbits-take-manhattan.html

SOSOSO FRICKIN JEALOUS

gymnast20 said...

lol this is great im tempted to just walk around the city dressed like an animal wearing clothing ans see everyones reactions :)

Anonymous said...

WeIrD!!!!!!!!!
That is soooo weird!!!
-Toodles***

P.S. That is like a seriously freaky Peter Rabbit!!!

Gossamer said...

Its a promo for the new TV show "Alice"!!! IT LOOKS AMAZING!!!!

Forrester said...

gymnast20: I am planning to do that......

The Dimensionist said...

Ah, the backup has arrived. Forward my rabbit minions!!

42 said...

Fun promotion. I like it.

P.S. G.B.

invisibleblenderchick said...

you know...the link at the bottom of the hamster- subway post, that link goes to a story about a king snake that ate itself. i dont think thats an ora-whato or whatever. actually, its a mildy interesting story.

Anonymous said...

Weird! I just saw a guy dressed as a clown walking around on the street, maybe I should of taken pictures...

Fake said...

THAT IS AWESOME!
I love those types of things wher you take somethig cute and turn it evil.

Kira said...

Wow. I can't say that's odd because, well, it's NYC. I personally think we should befriend these furry creatures and use them as ambassadors to the rest of the animal world. Anyone with me?

KikiStrike20 said...

I can tell you like alliteration: 'The Pushy peasants of Rokrovia."

Kira said...

Wow. I can't say that's odd because, well, it's NYC. I personally think we should befriend these furry creatures and use them as ambassadors to the rest of the animal world. Anyone with me?

Gnat said...

well, good luck that! ;D

Reel Dancer said...

I know the answer to this question!!!!! it's HARVEY!!!!! the 6 foot 8 white rabbit!!!!!!! :D

______ said...

I often use the images you post with your writing, especially from '07 as my profile pics on FB(Gang Girl, for example.) Got any other awesomeness that would be more fun to put on FB than my face?:)

wow! said...

WillSing: Well, in other places...but New Orleans doesnt have subwAYS. You can find Hobos drinking beer under an oaktree tho:) OOne time this hobo was harrasing an old lady on a ferry and one guy came up to him and thteated to push him in the missisippi:) LOL!

Hazel said...

It looks like Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" more than like a rabbit to me. You know, with the ass's head.

Nina said...

Its like a modern version of the White Rabbit since it has a suit and everything

liltomboyblue said...

When you open up youtube there is a really neat add with him destroying youtube.... It's hard to explain. Has anyone else seen it?

On a related note: I'm incredibly pumped about the new Alice in Wonderland movie... anyone else?

Anony Mouse said...

They're an advertisement for the movie Alice...

liltomboyblue said...

Please look at my comment on thanksgiving ragmuffins!

MushroomCloud said...

i have always known rabits were evil... my mom's school had an evil, fat white rabbit with RED eyes... i wanted 2 eat me! and more proof... just watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!! the bunny eats people!! Case closed. bunnies are EVIL!!!!!

MushroomCloud said...

excuse me Fake, but r u suggesting that small, adorable children are not evil? because i know 4 a fact that thay are and there is NO need to turn them from cute to evil.... i have been attacked by them more times than i can count. but chicks DO turn from cute into evil... I strongly, strongly fear and dislike chickens. they are greasy, and mean, and SMELLY, and disgusting and putrid, and smushy and and and and,i could go on and on for a while. to find a complete list of chicken descriptions find the synonyms for disgusting and smelly in a thesaurus. I really like goats though.. and llamas. u can find a complete description under wonderful in a theasusaus.im going 2 go find some marshmallows, im hungry bye bye... and don't trust Chickens or small children: they bite. Wow, that's a long post..............

MushroomCloud said...

btw... still no Iris..... what was going 2 find?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i just remembered) :):):):):):):):):):):):))")")")"")")")")")"":)):):):):):):):):):):)):):):):)

Elizabeth said...

I'm so excited for the movie tonight...
I wish I lived in NY just so I could have followed around the white rabbit. ;)

madmaddie said...

Ian M.: what are the first two?

Reel Dancer said...

I just performed at Festival of trees...yesterday...as in saturday... :P at it was a party!!!!!! woot! i was busting out some great hard shoe dances!!!

MushroomCloud said...

Oh yay ReelDancer!!!!! did u get blisters??? i always do! BLECKLE!!!! was it fun??? i'm envious: i haven't done a regular show in so long......

gymnast20 said...

littletomboyblue- iv seen the youtube thing its pretty funny
and forrester if we both dress like animals in clothing maybe we will both end up on sights like this lol

Kaitlin said...

I thought it was the rabbits from Alice. Because I have been seeing advertisments for that alot.

Reel Dancer said...

MushroomCloud: no i didn't get blisters! good thing to! but we had to dance to Irish Christmas music >:( most annoying thing ever. especially since all the songs were stuck in my head all day long...>:( it was still a party though!!!

Lady Scribbles said...

Oh wow it would be so cool to see the "Alice" rabbits in New York.

MushroomCloud said...

reeldancer: u are very lucky!!! irish music does tend to get stuck in people's heads!!!! after one dance class I hummed some song for a week and drove everyone bonkers!!!!

Kitty said...

THAT'S COOL!!! XD People should do that more often -w-

Kiwi said...

FREEEEEAAKYYYYYY!!!!!
What's next?? Rabbits carrying around machine guns?

What has this world come to?

Kiwi said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAOKaCPURvs

I found them dancing. Its kinda funny.

Scribbler said...

OMG, have you SEEN Alice?! Please, please do some sort of follow-up! One of my favorite actresses is playing Alice's mother, and Alice herself is a female martial arts instructor. Sounds like an Irregular to me!

About this bunny buisness... This is the newest rendition of the March Hare. I've never been more excited because of it! He's a hare-core (ok, I'll cut out the rabbit jokes now....) New Yorker mobster: I don't know why people would be so worried about one of the locals... unless you regard the fact that he and his goons ride around on robotic flamingo hover-thingies and shoot at you.
Oh well. -shrug-
There ought to be more representation and renditions of Alice in Wonderland, and I must say, Alice was one of the better one's that I've seen in a while. :D

bananaphone said...

AWSOME I WANT TO SEE ONE!(but i cant i live in bradockhights in middletown md.)

Alice Cullen said...

I was listening to Nancy Drew on CD shortly after reading this post, and I picked up that some people were apparently robbed by people with "small noses and large ears"


THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice Cullen said...

GOSSAMER: Well this is certainly the strangest promo I'VE ever seen!

It's also the best!!!! (besides ginormous statues of a guy in a bath robe with a human sized teddy bear on a billboard. Turns out Danbury isn't as boring as I thought it was!)

Anonymous said...

Ha! i just figured out what the rabbits for! there was a new movie called Alice and its about alice in wonderland so the rabbit is the the rabbit from the movie! and it looks exactly like that, a man in a bunny costume on the show.

EQ said...

Maybe he's a high-powered exec for a mining company--Rodent Division?

Mushroom Cloud: the meanest animals EVER are sheep. Honestly, people always talk about sheep as sweet, innocent little dumbells but no, no, no...they are EVIL. The army should train attack sheep instead of attack dogs, they would be naturals!