Two brothers from Ohio have managed to create what most people have long thought impossible--wedgie-proof underwear. Their stroke of genius came when their mother caught the boys giving each other wedgies (apparently a common form of recreation among eight-year-old boys). During the lecture that followed, she snipped that someone should find a way to put an end to the painful procedure once and for all.
The boys took her suggestion to heart, and invented the "Rip Away 1000," an ordinary-looking pair of underwear with velcro holding the seams together. When grabbed by a brother or bully, the underwear (as the name suggests) simply rips away!
Congrats to Jared and Justin Serovich. Your invention is bound to make the world a much better (less painful) place!
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6 comments:
Oooooh... But would that velcro not be painfully uncomfortable?
Yes, eight yearold boys + enjoy giving eachother wedgies. Ouch.
That is wonderful. Except hardly anyone I know gives wedgies anymore! >.< This would've been better three years ago, when Wedgies seemed to be popular.
I will help! But my Internet connection stinks right now, and all of the pages are taking ages to load!
now...wedgie-proof spandex...if only
er, congrats boys. kudos. I go to a really weird school, no one ever gives wedgies because in our school, a wedgie is equivelent to putting a mass murderer at large. I'm sure it work other places though.
There is a design flaw somewhere.
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