Two brothers from Ohio have managed to create what most people have long thought impossible--wedgie-proof underwear. Their stroke of genius came when their mother caught the boys giving each other wedgies (apparently a common form of recreation among eight-year-old boys). During the lecture that followed, she snipped that someone should find a way to put an end to the painful procedure once and for all.
The boys took her suggestion to heart, and invented the "Rip Away 1000," an ordinary-looking pair of underwear with velcro holding the seams together. When grabbed by a brother or bully, the underwear (as the name suggests) simply rips away!
Congrats to Jared and Justin Serovich. Your invention is bound to make the world a much better (less painful) place!
Read more here.
Oooooh... But would that velcro not be painfully uncomfortable?
ReplyDeleteYes, eight yearold boys + enjoy giving eachother wedgies. Ouch.
That is wonderful. Except hardly anyone I know gives wedgies anymore! >.< This would've been better three years ago, when Wedgies seemed to be popular.
ReplyDeleteI will help! But my Internet connection stinks right now, and all of the pages are taking ages to load!
ReplyDeletenow...wedgie-proof spandex...if only
ReplyDeleteer, congrats boys. kudos. I go to a really weird school, no one ever gives wedgies because in our school, a wedgie is equivelent to putting a mass murderer at large. I'm sure it work other places though.
ReplyDeleteThere is a design flaw somewhere.
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