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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Wonders of Technology





Indulge your sadistic side with the Electroman Surge Protector (above). Not nasty enough? Try the Mind Molester or Sonic Nausea.

Send a message with laser graffiti. Perfect for ransom notes.

Find out if a toupee is in your future with your very own DNA analysis kit. All you need is $399 and a little spit.




Spy-bat is on the way!

Let Japanese scientists read your dreams.

And for those of you who prefer the low-tech side of life, pre-chewed pencils (below).


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15 comments:

  1. Some Lost MelodyDecember 31, 2008 at 10:58 AM

    The pencils are a dumb idea. It's not that kids want there pencils chewed and there happy if it's already done, but it's just a habit. They are still going to chew it....

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  2. NellieDecember 31, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    Pre-chewed pencils? I have found a job; I'll help them chew!LOL

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  3. Ren (All By MySHELF)December 31, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    I like the little surge protector guy. It reminds me of this knife holder that looks like a person. :)

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  4. Ren (All By MySHELF)December 31, 2008 at 5:02 PM

    Kirsten, could you please post your query letter for Kiki Strike? I'm currently trying to write a query letter for my first book, and I could really use some help. Thank you. :)

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  5. Kirsten MillerDecember 31, 2008 at 5:10 PM

    Dahlia: I never wrote a query letter. A friend who used to be in publishing helped me get my first deal.

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  6. OrchidDecember 31, 2008 at 7:39 PM

    The little surge protector thing was really cute. But a pre-chewed pencil that's just lame.

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  7. Irregular KikiDecember 31, 2008 at 9:07 PM

    Dahlia: I like those knife holders!

    Also, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
    I screamed my lungs out!

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  8. Irregular KikiDecember 31, 2008 at 9:11 PM

    I'm so worried of becoming a dope, because I haven't been reading for a long time. WHAT IF I START TALKING LIKE: 'I "thinked" that it was cool.'
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
    Need. To. Go. To. The. Library.
    Sorry, but I'm seriously scared.

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  9. KittyDecember 31, 2008 at 9:41 PM

    Happy New Year!!!~ It'll be scary if some read your dreams... ^^'

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  10. AnonymousDecember 31, 2008 at 10:46 PM

    Those flying spy-bats look pretty threatening. Imagine if The Birds was remade with these bats...a very disturbing thought.

    Alyssa
    www.alyssagoodnight.blogspot.com
    (for some reason, I couldn't choose my Blogger identity)

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  11. PatseeDecember 31, 2008 at 11:31 PM

    The surge protector man is funny. ^^ I like the laser graffiti most, though.

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  12. mageJanuary 1, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    my throat hurts from NYE

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  13. Irregular KikiJanuary 3, 2009 at 6:33 AM

    Mage: I screamed so much too!

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  14. liltomboyblueFebruary 17, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    I agree, the pre chewed pencils aren't the most brilliant idea, but does someone actually chew them??? I certainly wouldn't want a pencil someone had their mouth in. I am so happy, right now I am re-reading Jane Eyre and reading Catcher In the Rye. **bliss...**

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  15. NicoAugust 9, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    pre chewing pencils. how much does that pay? i like the electric dude its cool!

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